BL: ”What advanced features does MS Office have that OpenOffice lacks?”

S: ”That guy with the paperclip that helps me with tasks.”

BC: ”OpenOffice even has that too, but it’s a lightbulb instead of a paperclip.  The lightbulb isn’t anthropomorphic¹ though; disappointing if that’s your only companion throughout the day.”

T: ”But on that note, it’s not as disappointing when the light bulb disappears as it is when paper clip zips off and leaves you feeling abandoned…”

1: the attribution of human characteristics or behavior to a god, animal, or object.